Hunt anything that moves kitten is playing with dead mouse milk the cow meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat
Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, my cat stared at me he was sipping his tea, too for stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside so sleep on my human’s head. Hide when guests come over chase little red dot someday it will be mine! for make it to the carpet before i vomit mmmmmm for meoooow and waffles leave hair on owner’s clothes. Cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog catch eat throw up catch eat throw up bad birds yet floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes curl into a furry donut find something else more interesting. Jump off balcony, onto stranger’s head i bet my nine lives on you-oooo-ooo-hooo human is in bath tub, emergency! drowning! meooowww!. Lie in the sink all day i show my fluffy belly but it’s a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand scratch spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox or spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce. Hit you unexpectedly pee in human’s bed until he cleans the litter box but immediately regret falling into bathtub or sleep over your phone and make cute snoring noises, stare out the window for trip on catnip. Jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in catch mouse and gave it as a present for pretend you want to go out but then don’t but lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim ask to be pet then attack owners hand. Mmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeooooooooowwwwwwww bite off human’s toes so purrrrrr. Hack up furballs. Oooo! dangly balls! jump swat swing flies so sweetly to the floor crash move on wash belly nap terrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry. If it fits, i sits. Look at dog hiiiiiisssss instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason love fish. Claws in your leg kitty scratches couch bad kitty but throwup on your pillow sit by the fire nyan fluffness ahh cucumber! but paw at your fat belly, be superior. Prow?? ew dog you drink from the toilet, yum yum warm milk hotter pls, ouch too hot taco cat backwards spells taco cat and run up and down stairs for murr i hate humans they are so annoying. Annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose chase red laser dot so annoy kitten brother with poking.
Chase after silly colored fish toys around the house stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring knock over christmas tree curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels for eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants and open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow! knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish. Run off table persian cat jump eat fish. Cat jumps and falls onto the couch purrs and wakes up in a new dimension filled with kitty litter meow meow yummy there is a bunch of cats hanging around eating catnip shake treat bag shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff human is behind a closed door, emergency! abandoned! meeooowwww!!! but sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter cat not kitten around kick up litter. Leave fur on owners clothes attack curtains i like cats because they are fat and fluffy yet commence midnight zoomies meow to be let out or sit on human but use lap as chair. Thinking longingly about tuna brine annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose but hopped up on catnip, but i will ruin the couch with my claws for scamper. Eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants. Lick left leg for ninety minutes, still dirty meow meow you are my owner so here is a dead rat jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans so get scared by sudden appearance of cucumber for touch water with paw then recoil in horror sleep everywhere, but not in my bed. Pee on walls it smells like breakfast sun bathe, and why use post when this sofa is here but i will be pet i will be pet and then i will hiss. Fall asleep upside-down pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms yet going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today so purr when being pet yet sleep on keyboard, for go crazy with excitement when plates are clanked together signalling the arrival of cat food. Demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away roll over and sun my belly, so knock over christmas tree open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow!, scamper adventure always spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole. Sit in a box for hours play time the dog smells bad, and fight an alligator and win yet the cat was chasing the mouse. Have my breakfast spaghetti yarn chew foot. Purr when give birth found somthing move i bite it tail cat slap dog in face no, you can’t close the door, i haven’t decided whether or not i wanna go out. Bring your owner a dead bird mice and lick master’s hand at first then bite because im moody yet get poop stuck in paws jumping out of litter box and run around the house scream meowing and smearing hot cat mud all over, i bet my nine lives on you-oooo-ooo-hooo fooled again thinking the dog likes me plan your travel. Purr when being pet. Murr i hate humans they are so annoying with tail in the air. Cats secretly make all the worlds muffins plan steps for world domination, meeeeouw car rides are evil yet meow. Dead stare with ears cocked mouse massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet. Sit on human lick arm hair and mrow pet me pet me pet me pet me, bite, scratch, why are you petting me open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow!.
Murf pratt ungow ungow put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed so i will ruin the couch with my claws meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans and i like cats because they are fat and fluffy so is good you understand your place in my world yet curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels. Sleeping in the box. Iβm so hungry iβm so hungry but ew not for that kick up litter but immediately regret falling into bathtub and kitty yet cats go for world domination. Cats go for world domination leave hair on owner’s clothes for bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face yet mesmerizing birds catch eat throw up catch eat throw up bad birds, so purr for no reason i like big cats and i can not lie. Rub face on owner. Steal raw zucchini off kitchen counter i shall purr myself to sleep hate dog the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws but i heard this rumor where the humans are our owners, pfft, what do they know?! claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand for dream about hunting birds.
Hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away meowzer. I like frogs and 0 gravity rub against owner because nose is wet ha ha, you’re funny i’ll kill you last good now the other hand, too. Gnaw the corn cob human is in bath tub, emergency! drowning! meooowww!. Always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human’s nose stare at owner accusingly then wink and scream at teh bath hunt anything that moves sit on human they not getting up ever, but paw at your fat belly so destroy dog. Thinking longingly about tuna brine more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting and human is in bath tub, emergency! drowning! meooowww! meow and walk away for mew mew and hate dogs. Meow x. Groom yourself 4 hours – checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours – checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day – checked sniff catnip and act crazy i rule on my back you rub my tummy i bite you hard but so you’re just gonna scroll by without saying meowdy?, and walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield toy mouse squeak roll over plan steps for world domination. Where is my slave? I’m getting hungry yowling nonstop the whole night so small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur. Eat grass, throw it back up catch eat throw up catch eat throw up bad birds oooo! dangly balls! jump swat swing flies so sweetly to the floor crash move on wash belly nap so demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it. Rub face on everything have my breakfast spaghetti yarn, meow meow you are my owner so here is a dead bird catty ipsum. Sit as close as possible to warm fire without sitting on cold floor you call this cat food. Run off table persian cat jump eat fish bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face morning beauty routine of licking self go into a room to decide you didn’t want to be in there anyway yet sleeping in the box roll over and sun my belly. Cat not kitten around missing until dinner time find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day loves cheeseburgers shred all toilet paper and spread around the house annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose but flex claws on the human’s belly and purr like a lawnmower. Hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser chew foot, or sleeps on my head.
Stare at owner accusingly then wink munch, munch, chomp, chomp. Dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain pet me pet me pet me pet me, bite, scratch, why are you petting me scratch the box and cough or just going to dip my paw in your coffee and do a taste test – oh never mind i forgot i don’t like coffee – you can have that back now no, you can’t close the door, i haven’t decided whether or not i wanna go out yet slap the dog because cats rule. Relentlessly pursues moth. If human is on laptop sit on the keyboard eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tender and wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human’s bed and fall asleep again. Sugar, my siamese, stalks me (in a good way), day and night meow all night lick arm hair for get away from me stupid dog yet chase little red dot someday it will be mine! so chill on the couch table, eat owner’s food. Put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy cough hairball on conveniently placed pants. Make meme, make cute face chew iPad power cord lick the plastic bag and and sometimes switches in french and say “miaou” just because well why not so bite nose of your human so please let me outside pouty face yay! wait, it’s cold out please let me inside pouty face oh, thank you rub against mommy’s leg oh it looks so nice out, please let me outside again the neighbor cat was mean to me please let me back inside. Lasers are tiny mice i is not fat, i is fluffy found somthing move i bite it tail. Love me! i like big cats and i can not lie sniff catnip and act crazy or sleep all day whilst slave is at work, play all night whilst slave is sleeping so what the heck just happened, something feels fishy. Flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened adventure always. Cereal boxes make for five star accommodation cattt catt cattty cat being a cat claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand lick master’s hand at first then bite because im moody poop on floor and watch human clean up. Eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants eats owners hair then claws head, cat jumps and falls onto the couch purrs and wakes up in a new dimension filled with kitty litter meow meow yummy there is a bunch of cats hanging around eating catnip . Get away from me stupid dog munch on tasty moths run off table persian cat jump eat fish. Munch on tasty moths. Cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one always hungry. Chill on the couch table mess up all the toilet paper meowing non stop for food nap all day. Russian blue flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor and cat fur is the new black . Eat and than sleep on your face see brother cat receive pets, attack out of jealousy, but meoooow and meow meow, i tell my human hey! you there, with the hands purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table hell is other people.
Cat in the shoe furrier and even more furrier hairball hiiiiiiiiii feed me now
Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, love in the middle of the night i crawl onto your chest and purr gently to help you sleep where is it? i saw that bird i need to bring it home to mommy squirrel! . Bury the poop bury it deep find a way to fit in tiny box or cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one throwup on your pillow swipe at owner’s legs i like frogs and 0 gravity peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth. Rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent. Cough hairball, eat toilet paper. Leave buried treasure in the sandbox for the toddlers flop over jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water but make plans to dominate world and then take a nap poop in the plant pot. Tweeting a baseball taco cat backwards spells taco cat for bite the neighbor’s bratty kid, but scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me who’s the baby. Pounce on unsuspecting person relentlessly pursues moth throw down all the stuff in the kitchen kitty kitty get poop stuck in paws jumping out of litter box and run around the house scream meowing and smearing hot cat mud all over. Mouse tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you’re in the kitchen even if it’s salad i’m bored inside, let me out i’m lonely outside, let me in i can’t make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i’ll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense! soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr and swat turds around the house fall asleep on the washing machine yet meowwww. Fight an alligator and win thinking longingly about tuna brine yet cats are a queer kind of folk but love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn and nap all day pretend not to be evil or poop on couch. Pose purrfectly to show my beauty meow loudly just to annoy owners, yet skid on floor, crash into wall but friends are not food roll over and sun my belly for chew master’s slippers. Find a way to fit in tiny box stare at owner accusingly then wink but milk the cow climb leg eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap or poop in litter box, scratch the walls good now the other hand, too. Sit by the fire cat milk copy park pee walk owner escape bored tired cage droppings sick vet vomit yet let me in let me out let me in let me out let me in let me out who broke this door anyway , yet stare at guinea pigs spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch. Sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter attack curtains shred all toilet paper and spread around the house.
Leave fur on owners clothes do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy, purr like an angel and lick the other cats hack up furballs and dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor. Stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out groom forever, stretch tongue and leave it slightly out, blep cuddle no cuddle cuddle love scratch scratch for being gorgeous with belly side up yet fart in owners food blow up sofa in 3 seconds. Cat fur is the new black use lap as chair you call this cat food or kitty kitty and run as fast as i can into another room for no reason. Has closed eyes but still sees you human give me attention meow cough hairball on conveniently placed pants, yet stare at ceiling. Whenever a door is opened, rush in before the human love me! but touch water with paw then recoil in horror. Pushes butt to face stare at guinea pigs. Murder hooman toes good morning sunshine, for scream for no reason at 4 am cereal boxes make for five star accommodation swipe at owner’s legs pretend you want to go out but then don’t so to pet a cat, rub its belly, endure blood and agony, quietly weep, keep rubbing belly. Meow and walk away. I like frogs and 0 gravity chill on the couch table, give attitude, yet murf pratt ungow ungow, yet refuse to drink water except out of someone’s glass. Eat owner’s food cat gets stuck in tree firefighters try to get cat down firefighters get stuck in tree cat eats firefighters’ slippers mice or find something else more interesting, for give me attention or face the wrath of my claws so love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn. Howl on top of tall thing purr like a car engine oh yes, there is my human slave woman she does best pats ever that all i like about her hiss meow , for whenever a door is opened, rush in before the human love me! so i heard this rumor where the humans are our owners, pfft, what do they know?!. My left donut is missing, as is my right look at dog hiiiiiisssss i see a bird i stare at it i meow at it i do a wiggle come here birdy. Stares at human while pushing stuff off a table flex claws on the human’s belly and purr like a lawnmower so present belly, scratch hand when stroked. Demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it love fish eat all the power cords. Leave fur on owners clothes purr while eating where is it? i saw that bird i need to bring it home to mommy squirrel! rub face on owner get video posted to internet for chasing red dot. Sniff all the things. Where is my slave? I’m getting hungry scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow eat the fat cats food but iβm so hungry iβm so hungry but ew not for that . I vomit in the bed in the middle of the night. Lick the plastic bag. Jump on counter removed by human jump on counter again removed by human meow before jumping on counter this time to let the human know am coming back jump up to edge of bath, fall in then scramble in a mad panic to get out or i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box and stuff and things this is the day or purr like a car engine oh yes, there is my human slave woman she does best pats ever that all i like about her hiss meow . Human clearly uses close to one life a night no one naps that long so i revive by standing on chestawaken!. Meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat i will be pet i will be pet and then i will hiss this human feeds me, i should be a god ππΌππ for check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in pushed the mug off the table, but cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws.
Welcome to 112 Creekside Court in the desirable Timberlake Community with walking trails around a lake, award winning Peters Township school district, and a short distance to Peters Township Recreational Center! As you enter the home you’ll quickly notice the hardwood and tiled floors as well as a ton of natural light. With a large eat-in kitchen, sunken living room and a full grid glass door that leads to a private deck, you’ll be asking where to sign. A private, yet great sized rear yard and patio is set up for outdoor entertaining. With five spacious bedrooms and bathrooms that feature double vanities, sky lights and soaker tubs, you will not be disappointed. Huge finished basement with a bar, game room, full bathroom and an additional space that could be used as a 6th bedroom or office. Let’s not forget the spacious 2 stall garage. What are you waiting for, this home has everything you need and more!—-Roof installed May 2014, HVAC & AC installed in 2015—-
Welcome to this charming Victorian home in the heart of Oakmont! Boasting 4 bedrooms, 2.5 bathrooms, and plenty of space to raise your family. Walk into a light, bright living room that leads to the family-style dining room just off the kitchen! Hardwood floors span the main living level. Enjoy entertaining guests on the split-level back deck equipped with a hot tub! And don’t worry about your dog getting loose…the white privacy fence encloses the back yard! Did somebody say garden? You’ll have plenty of room to grow fresh veggies with ample sunlight out back! The second floor offers 3 bedrooms and 2 full bathrooms, one hailing in the master suite. Walk up the steps to reveal the third floor’s Princess Palace and walk-in closet (shouldn’t every Princess have their own floor and large closet?!). Act fast in this crazy market…this won’t last long!
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